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unacted:

mom: what are you doing wrong?
me: EVERYTHING
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quartermaster-past:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

Then you have to go pee immediately

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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mspgay:

glitterbutch:

sweet-bitsy:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

What is it even doing???

mip mip

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